7 Types of People Who Wear Wellington Boots!

Welly’s season has hit us with a wet slap in the face. The weather is getting colder, the ground is getting wetter, and our clothes are getting grayer and grayer. But there are certain people among us who will not be so defeatist in their attitude towards the British weather! Because they embrace the cold, the humidity and the wind! They are wellington boot wearers!

So, to celebrate those among us who are brave enough to face any element, we present to you our complete wellington boot wearer’s guide – from fashionista to farmer to superhero!

(Psst, “welly” is short for a wellington boot ;))

  1. star style – Boot style: Super trendy yet understated Hunter wellies in a multitude of muted colors – Clothes: Skinny jeans, MASSIVE pseudo-fur coat – the style star knows exactly what’s in and what’s certainly not. What’s out of style this year is a damp, disheveled look, so how do they battle the elements? Looking to the stars for inspiration, our style star considers the boot’s options: a classic fall/winter look. Perfect! With the welly you can refrain from the exposed elements and focus on the important things. Looking great.
  2. Music lover – festival that remembers – Boot style: It doesn’t matter – the more waterproof the better – Clothes: Jeans, light clothes, T-shirt of your favorite band, painted nails – Festivals being a distant memory, the music lover looks forward to upcoming concerts in an intimate setting. But what is this? Is a last minute festival happening this month? Well then… better pack your wellies…!
  3. Lord of the Manor – A Fantastic Tweed Show!- Boot style: majestic and durable – perfect for land rover – Clothes: well… khakis/chinos… tweed blazer? You have just been invited to the latest river regatta and you have no idea what to wear for the occasion. Of course, it will be frequented by the highest levels of society and your best friends. But then again, the river is obviously treacherous terrain filled with muddy banks and potentially a lot of booze to splash around. Yes, yes, there is a canopy, but let’s be real: rain makes a good combination… So you need waterproof clothing, you say? I’m afraid that the classic hunting wellies will be the only boots worthy of merit today. let’s get drunk
  4. Farmer- Boot style: Overtly practical – has lasted at least 40 years – Clothes: distressed jeans, corduroy with muddy laces, plaid shirts – wellington boots – made to withstand the harshest weather conditions thanks to its rubber construction that allows for flexibility and waterproof properties. It’s almost like they were made with farmers in mind. Of course, the farmer loves his wellies, they are almost as important as the accompanying sheepdog, reliable and reliable, ready to work. Never mind that the rain is torrential, endless, and already causing mini-floods: these boots will be so covered in mud that the layers could be used to carbon-date the official birth of “Trixie,” the prize sow.
  5. The celebrity- Boot style: Custom designed one of a kind designer wellington boots – potentially diamond encrusted with additional gold decals
    Clothes: either completely mismatch (leggings for the pub, sweatpants for the corner store) or overtly designer
  6. – Celebrity is the epitome of trend: they envision and dictate to the masses and are an inspiration to all who cast their eyes on celebrity greatness. He’s under a lot of pressure to ensure that you can be this handsome all the time. But making sure you look stylish is a tough job that only a celebrity can do: pairing the latest fashions with the most cutting-edge footwear. In fairness to celebrities, it would be hard to classify a style, from Gwyneth’s pub wellingtons to Dame Shirley Bassey’s fantastic diamond-encrusted wellingtons. Of course, the common trend is the high end wellies tend to be: from the 250 spent on designer Jimmy Cho to the 35k spent on Shirley boots. You can buy style…yes…seems you can…Don’t worry…they can afford it πŸ˜‰

  7. the superhero- Boot style: red knee high boots Clothes: blue and red mostly… lycra Is it a bird? It is a plane? Nope, they’re a bright red pair of wellies flying through the air! Where would the man of steel be without the famous red boots? The big blue would be completely without its famous red blur flying across the sky, which would certainly prevent the whole β€œis it a bird” thing from happening, no one would even see it! And how do we know they are rain boots..?? They have to be nearly indestructible, waterproof (fly through damn rain clouds and oceans), and… knee high? They also have to be very shiny and comfortable for a LOT of manual work. And he’s a former farmer… hello!? He’s probably had these boots since he was twelve years old.
  8. Magic Wellingtons – the wellingtons power – Wellington boots type: mythical magical wellies that are firefighter red – Clothes: big green wool sweater, blue pants If you had a genius, what would you wish for? Chances are, after the endless amount of ice cream and lemonade, you’ll probably find yourself making more wishes, after which the genie will see you turned into a big shoe and stomp all over you for making such a silly wish. Well, if his name is William and he’s got a great pair of red wellies, he probably won’t have that problem. Your outfit is always green, your hair is always spiky, and you have bright blue pants. Chances are you want nothing more than pure adventure! But then you have a pair of magical red wellies that grant you all the wishes in the world. Well done William.

Do you fit into any of these categories of Wellington boot wearers?

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