Sad scientific facts about love

Disaster occurs when we see women trying to change a man’s behavior. According to evolutionary biologist Rosie Mestel, what women perceive as male misbehavior (lying, cheating, ogling other women) is actually part of a biologically based prime directive to procreate as quickly as possible. The only thing the poor confused is doing is behaving “naturally”: trying to solve the age-old problem of passing on his genes before he croaks.

Therefore, I ask the women: would you put a bird in a stream and expect it to fly? Perhaps this is why men see so many women as controlling or even cruel.

The desire for commitment is another bad symptom that defies the laws of nature. According to University of Texas psychologist David Buss, “an eternity is a long time for a man.” A woman only produces twelve eggs a year, and each growing baby represents a huge investment of her time and energy. Men, on the other hand, have buckets and buckets of sperm, so it’s in their best interest to get as many women pregnant as possible to increase their chances of reproducing.

Long ago, in caves and jungles, a man knew when a female was ovulating because she, as chimpanzees still do, displayed her red, swollen genitalia to males. Ladies, don’t do that anymore, unless you’re a lap dancer.”

Apparently, men stay because they are subconsciously trying to figure out when a woman will ovulate and release her monthly egg. The woman mistakes this hanging around for a desire to “commit” to her. Of course, the only compromise that can result is an insane asylum. Whether they admit it or not, the main guideline for a man is to impregnate someone who is a woman: you and anyone else.

Paleolithic people did not “fall in love.” They were too busy. They fell into tar pits and drowned. By the way, it may also interest realmers to know that when it comes to sex, “looks are everything.” That’s why men like to ogle Pamela Lee Anderson. Anderson sa perfect .07, which is the ratio she arrives at when she divides her waist measurement by her hip measurement.

According to Devendra Singh, a professor at the University of Texas at Austin, this particular hip-to-waist ratio is the “lust” equation. Lust is a healthy state, unlike love, which of course is a state of mental illness. Women with a waist-to-hip ratio of 1.0 or more or 0.6 or less are immediately expelled from the gene pool, as the male subconscious “internal discriminator” sees such women as sick, pregnant, or too old to give birth to their child. progeny. By the way, the Barbie doll, who is .58, would not measure up.

Many of you will protest these findings and insist that you can make up for your lack of physical beauty with personality, charm, and talent. I am sorry! According to Randy Thornhill of the University of New Mexico, when it comes to procreation, “beauty is everything. Both men and women look for symmetry in a partner, because, long, long ago, in the jungle, asymmetry led us to believe that our mate was riddled with horrible parasites. Also, men prefer women with small chins because estrogen is involved in jaw development. Estrogen evidence makes them say “Aha!

Fertility! An excellent place to deposit a seed!” Women especially complain that “he tells me he loves me, but he doesn’t act like it.” According to Buss, over millennia, men have developed the ability to deceive women, which have developed built-in lie detectors to counteract this problem. The man knows that a woman won’t sleep with him if he intends to run away later, so he lies to her. That’s why women spend so much time engaged in the routine of ” do you think he really loves me?” with his girlfriends. However, men have evolved to think that they really believe the lies they tell; he is sincere in the moment, that is, until he gets wants wants.

Even more galling, at least for women, are the results of Buss’s studies of postcoital attraction. Apparently, when asked how they felt about a partner after sex, most men said they felt “less attracted” while most women said they felt “more attracted.” I guess mom was right about saving it until you get married.

Love is the only disease where people really seek punishment. Unfortunately, the only cure for love is loneliness. So if you find yourself lonely this Valentine’s Day, take heart. At least you’re sane.